The Answer to Most Prayers


Robert Kirby

Published in

The Salt Lake Tribune, September 10, 1994

"The Answer to Most Prayers" is a humorous essay by Robert Kirby about the answers God gives to prayers.


Originally published as "God: What Part of 'No' Don't You Understand." Reprinted in Sunday of the Living Dead: A Collection of Mormon Essays and Cartoons (1995).

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